Out of nowhere his claws would dig into your thighs while you were sitting at the kitchen table. In shock, looking down you saw his sweet mug looking up at you with his paws hanging on for dear life like Jimmy Stewart’s character in Vertigo, dangling off the side of a building.
“Ouch! Oh, hey Alfred” Gently pick him up and set him in your lap as he purred. He just wanted some love, but couldn’t (or didn’t want to) pick himself up to sit in your lap. He just wanted a few chin scritches from you.
His full name? Alfred Hitchcock. Yep, I named him after one of my favorite movie directors. Alfie, Balfred, Alfredo, AlFURedo.
Born in the wild and left behind at my dad’s veterinary practice way back in 2008 because the people just “didn’t like him”, I snatched that fluffy orange/peach tabby up after visiting my parents during Thanksgiving. He took to this house and our yard immediately. Settling himself on the back porch between the scattering of Marie’s potted plants on hot summer days. Alfred adored the sun.
I love all the felines that have come into our guardianship, but Alfred was one of the most calm and collected I have ever come across. Incredibly laid back. He lived effortlessly. But don’t let that fool you. He would turn your face into a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle with his claws if backed into a corner. He had a super dry, raspy meow that could be heard in the next town over. He used it sparingly. Our personal favorite is he when he got tired of using the doggie door and would stand at the sliding glass door in the cooler months with his nose just barely touching. A donut shaped fog from his breathing would form on the glass as he sat and waited for one of us to let him in.
Alfred gave up styling his hair and washing his paws ages ago and relayed this to our dog Dewey who happily obliged to help Alfred out with his hygiene. Dewey gladly cleaned Alfred’s ears and head. In return, Alfred, coincidentally would give Dewey some love baths on his head. They were unlikely best friends. But then again, Alfred was best friends with everyone.
Over the years he traded in his stripes for a purrfectly peachy solid coat. Light as cotton candy. A few years ago his toes had pretty much atrophied and he could barely retract his claws. Slowly you could hear his tippy tappy foot steps as he gingerly walked down our hallway. He got around fantastically for his advanced years. Could still jump up and down onto some surfaces. (Though we got a bedside pet step for him so he could climb into bed easier to snuggle.)
He could knead biscuits for days, purring away. He loved a fresh can of tuna and could easily crush a cheap, garbage cat food meal if in a pinch. He loved everyone. I’m not joking. He truly loved anyone and everyone. If not snoozing he would greet everyone that came over to the house, even if had no idea who they were. He did not have a mean bone in his body. We unfortunately had to say goodbye to Alfred last week. We had him 18 of his 20 years and I am sad, but absolutely grateful our paths crossed so closely for so long. He was the last of our original pack of cats and dogs. He comforted all his fellow pack when another would cross over and he gladly welcomed the newbies we took in our home over the years. He treated new pack members as if they had been part of the family since day one.
Rest easy, Alfred. Have a can of space tuna and roll around in cosmic catnip. You deserve it. Say hello to the rest up there for us.